AARRRGH!

No, I'm not a pirate, but I feel 200 years too late. Frustration is overwhelming. Do you ever feel like you're always behind? You should have done something a year ago, or a week ago. I feel like I missed the boat. I feel misplaced, misunderstood and misdemeanored. (forgive me, I needed alliteration) Missed opportunities can plague you forever. I really want to accomplish goals; but sadly, I don't have my goals clearly defined. I apologize to anyone who may read this, as I am nearly free-writing. As I am typing, it is becoming clear to me what my problem is. I'm chasing after the wind, I don't have a clear goal. If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. Oh, and then I found a dollar.

From humble beginnings to humble endings.

I have finally entered the world of blogging. I'm not quite sure if I'll tell anyone or not; but from time to time I have ideas worth sharing and so for posterity's sake, I'll add them to the cornucopia of blatherings on the net. And yes, that's how you spell cornucopia. If you're wondering what the name means, well here you go. I was told by someone years ago, that if you ever feel like a story you are telling is bombing (e.g. this one), you just add the phrase, "and then I found a dollar." This makes any story instantly better and snaps the listener back from the edge of the cliffs of boredom and insanity and returns them to your tale. So if you should be one of the unlucky few who stumbles upon this blog, you may from time to time read the phrase, "and then I found a dollar." Ah Ha, you're in my grasp again. Muah, Ha HA HA HA (evil laughter)!